Summer sucks.

I hate summer. Heat and humidity suck. Oh wait, it's not even summer yet. Then why in the hell is it 100 degrees! WTF?? Add all that dew point and stupidity, err humidity, and it's 105 out there. It might cool off to 87 tonight. Oh yippie. The AC is cranked up (or would that be down?) to Arctic Ice levels. I saw some polar bears in the basement. Even the pup won't go outside. Yeah, it's that hot. It's all Al Gore's fault. If he hadn't invented Global Warming and the Internets this wouldn't be happening and it would be a proper 75 degrees out there.